Puns


Its well said am empty mind is a devil's workshop! I was idle while I had left some simulations to run and I thought I should expeiment with puns.

So I just made some funny sentences like.....

1) An ape cows does and intimates to its intimate friend cow who does the same to a couple of pride couples. monkey milks the cow while the dove dove into the bushes and the buck who aint got any bucks apes the ape. And the pride couple lost all their pride.

2) A pride of lion will never loose its pride, even if they are tied loose they wont escape...the lion is not of loose character either.

3) Does an ape understand the difference between does and does?

4) Is insurance invalid for the invalid?

5) Does the wound of the does get wound by a bandage?

6) A couple of couples were coupling with the coupling couples

7) That chick has got a chick :)

8) You got only a pack of dog-food for a pack of dogs!!

9) This school of fish never went to school

These may sound funny and stupid to someone but they are interesting!!!To make these even funnier one can try a trick..What I call as fooling around with Google's Languate Tool for translation.To do this trick just follow the following steps:

a) Go to http://www.google.ch/language_tools?hl=en
b) In the 'translate text' box type/paste these sentences.
c) Now choose "English to French" in the translate menu and hit "translate"
d) Paste the French text in the textbox and choose "French to German" in the translate menu and hit "translate"
e) Paste the German text in the textbox and choose "German to English" in the translate menu and hit "translate"
f) Read the translated text in English and enjoy!! :)